Some Bitch Just Don't Get It...

Pasir Ris Fishing Pond.

A place where you cast your smelly bait into the waters...

Then, proceed to check the end of the line at every available interval for signs of a bite or whether your bait is still attached.
If any unwanted or undersize fish is hooked up, it will be removed and the wait continues...

To Bitch, facebook is just like a fishing pond...
Bitch likes to post stinky comments but will never have the guts to name it's targets.

Bitch will write stuff as their facebook status, then wait for acknowledgments, comments of encouragement or sympathy.
Those comments which do not fall into these categories or contradicts Bitch's original post will then be promptly deleted to prevent Bitch's 'friends' from seeing them.

Just like fishing...
Except that Bitch likes to 'fish' on facebook to gain support from others...
Others who don't even have the slightest clue of the entire story.

Bitch wants to be pitied on.
Bitch enjoys to be sympathised by others.
Bitch likes to gather supportive comments so that it can feel that it's right and is not alone.

Worst of all, Bitch likes to construct cheem cheem sentences with her kindergarten level angmoh trying to show people how 'deep' she is...

What a joke...
She's making a fool out of herself.

Bitch should go do something constructive for once in her miserable life...
Something like signing up for english lessons.
Something like getting a life and moving on.
Something like washing her foul mouth with dettol (not that it will help).
Something like killing herself.

The last one is good... kill herself...
At least Bitch will stop wasting our already depleting resources on earth.
Should give them up to more deserving humans like us.

Another thing stupid about Bitch (out of countless others) is that it likes to use god's name to pass judgement upon others.

Bitch assumes god will punish those who chose not to stand on it's side.
Those who go against Bitch or contradicts it will incur the wrath of the almighty.

But hey! Look!
Bitch's targets are still alive and happily living their lives together!

Bitch failed...... again......
and again......

Bitch likes to imagine itself to be a supreme being above all others.
Everyone have to give 'face' to it.
Everyone must agree to what it said.
Everything it does or says are the truth.
Contradict it and you're damned for life.
Step onto it's tail and poof! You're deleted from her facebook friend list.
Then, the flaming starts on it's own facebook homepage.

Hahahaha...
Juvenile I know... but, that's all that Bitch can do.
Cowardly hiding behind a pathetic screen and typing stuff not daring to name her targets.
But still, a Bitch is still a bitch...
No matter how many times it showers itself, how hard it scrubs, it will never get rid of it's bitchy smell... until the day it goes 6ft under, it's grave will still reek...

No matter what lies it makes, only those ignorant will believe...
Bitch thinks all others except itself are ignorant and stupid...

Keep going like this, Bitch.
I'm relishing every single moment of watching you digging your own grave.

Many evil plans are being concocted in my mind right now...
I'll just put them on hold for now.
All it takes is just a trigger to execute them one by one and I'll have the front row seat reserved to watch Bitch's life turning into a heap of ruins.

I'll be patiently waiting.
Just like fishing... :)

The Magic Pan

Happy Call...
What a lame name for a cooking pan...

For some time now, Ling's been raving to me how this pan can miraculously turn anyone into skilled chefs...
How it can make cakes, bak kwa (are you serious?!) and every other dishes known to mankind.

I must confess that I'm skeptical at first despite all those tv ads and countless recipe blogs on the www.

Not anymore... I hereby stand corrected.
It is indeed a savior for those chef wannabes.

That thing can really cook!
Most importantly, it will not leave the kitchen in an oily aftermath.
Much easier to wash up too compared to a conventional pan.

Ling bought us 2 last Saturday.
1 for our home, the other one for her place.

She bought capsicums, pork, idunnowat beans, shitake and some seasonings.

I had onions, ginger, eggs and some sauces at home.

It's the first time she tried to cook for me.
Read: Tried.

Ended up we cooked together.
First time i 'shaved' a ginger...

I washed and cooked the rice while she handles the capsicums.

Ling can really beat eggs at astonishing speed!
Surprised by this feat from someone who had never cooked a proper meal before...

Onion Omelette

Dunnowat dish consisting oc capsicums, mushrooms, pork, dunnowatucallit beans

The Whole Deal

I must admit... they taste great!

Except for some minor flaws...

Undercooked rice, overcooked pork, slightly charred luncheon meat cleverly hidden from the camera in the pic above...

Nothing ends the day as perfect as a glass of ice cold gin tonic

Many laughter and silly jibes were exchanged during the process.

Happy Call has indeed provided us with a delicious dinner and cheerful evening.

It really does live up to it's name...

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Sunday night... a night at Ling's place...

We made popcorn with it!

Snacked at it while watching Jeremy Wade getting his line wet somewhere in India on his endless quest for the ultimate river monster...

Next thing I need is a magic pot which can boil delicious soup at a snap of my finger...

Ling loves soup...

Anger Management

Temper has been rather short lately...

Still considered a major improvement compared to my past but it's getting bad these couple of days...

Thing is, I don't know why...
Lack of nicotine?? Maybe... but I doubt so...

Unintentional bump from a malay at crowded Orchard raised my temper...
Sarcastic remark from a fat ugly butch at Ikea transformed me instantly into a hooligan...

Ling's usual 大小姐 traits had me boiled up a couple of times...
Cold wars were waged... luckily, they always lasted for less than 15 minutes...

What's happening???
Even though it is nowhere compared to years back, I really hope it will not get any worse...

Hugs from those I love can instantly soothe my rising temper.
But there's no way I can bring Boy with me wherever i go right?

Need to work on my anger management...

Shop Till I Dropped...

Spent last night at Ling's place...
We have discussed and agreed to spending alternate nights between our homes which are within walking distance from each other.

My last 18 hours were tiring...

Ironed and folded Ling's mountain of washed clothes from morning till afternoon while Ling went for her appointment...
After I'm done with her clothes, I walked home and showered my Boy...
After I'm done with Boy, I showered myself and went shopping with Ling...

Yes, you heard me right...

世傑 went shopping with his girlfriend.
Twice!

Those who know me well enough will never thought that this day will come...
There goes my reputation and dignity...

First time was at Orchard many days ago.
Went to a few malls, walked for miles...
Got irritated towards the end and flared abit at Ling in the car while going home...
Nothing serious... We made up very soon later...

I hate shopping...

The endless walking, the crowd, the noise...
A shopping 傑哥 is an angry 傑哥...

Today is the second time I went shopping with Ling.
Almost lost it in the end but held on.
Ling sensed my frustration and gave in to my unreasonable attitude...
Phew..... Catastrophe narrowly averted thanks to Ling's understanding...

I'm getting better!
A few more shopping therapy sessions like this and I'll be cured!
Or maybe I'll end up spending my remaining days at Woodbridge in a strait jacket...

But...
How on earth does a woman so petite has the energy and patience in her to browse almost every shop in Bugis Village??

Anyway, after she's finally done and satisfied at the uber crowded Bugis Village, we migrated to Bugis Junction...
Repeat Process...

But again,
How on earth does a woman so petite has the energy and patience in her to browse almost every shop in Bugis Village and continue doing it at Bugis Junction straight after?????

And after such a long and tedious ordeal, ONLY 2 pieces were netted by her!

Faint...

We went to BHG and saw a grey pair of Converse that caught her eyes during our last shopping session at Orchard.
20% discount somemore...
Bad news: They ran out of size 5...

Ling bo pian and had to settle for white color instead of the grey one she initially saw.
I bought a black one for myself and in addition, grabbed a pair of flip-flops too.

Finally! My turn to buy something!

We went to the pre-war estate near my place for some porridge before coming back.
She's been eating alot lately...

As at the time of this posting (4am!!), the exhausted shopping monster spreads herself comfortably on our queen sized bed sleeping like a log, barely leaving any space for me while i suffer from insomnia resulting from post-shopping trauma...

Pub & Supper

Yesterday night was a good one...

While having dinner at my place last night, I casually asked Ling whether she feels tired or not.
She replied 'no'.

I suggested going for a drink.
She replied 'ok'.

After our shower, we went to this pub that I used to frequent.
I'm a pub person.

Upon arrival, they couldn't find my balance brandy...

Last time I went, it was about a month ago when I finished the first bottle, opened a second one, with about 3 quarters balance.

We're given complimentary drinks until the lady boss (Joey) arrive.
Ling and I talked about some unpleasant things.
Things which are better off forgotten and erased...

Note to self: Never again shall we remind each other of the unpleasant past anymore.

Anyway, Joey eventually came and together with the waiteress, searched high and low for my missing martell.

Conclusion: they gave my booze to someone named 'Ken i don't know what surname'. Previous time I went, Joey was not around and she didn't know that I have a bottle there.

She gave me a replacement bottle.
She served us freshly popped popcorn.

First time I heard Ling sang.
Ling seemed happy.

We played 'bluff'.
This is one game which I'm quite proficient at and also one which I enjoy alot.
Basically, you need abit of guts, some mind reading, planning ahead and be a good actor to win.
First couple of rounds were spent finding out what category of player Ling is.
Subsequently, I won pretty much everything...

She got amazed when someone at the table behind us looks alot like an 'older version' of her cousin BingLun.

Chatted for awhile then off we go to Lau Pa Sat for abit of munchies.
Joey promised not to misplace my bottle this time round... keeping my fingers crossed...

While at Lau Pa Sat, she's reminded of her days at Canon, debated on Hepatitis B, rising number of SMEs, argued on the original location of satay club, commented on Wendy's food, etc etc etc.


Ling is the first I allowed to use my handkerchief.

Drank, played, sang, ate, chatted and went home a happy and loving couple... :)

Cowardly Bastard...

Got to know a really fucked up story just now...


Mr Cowardly Bastard (CB in short), is a lowlife.

Apparently, CB is a thief too.
Together with his other lowlife friends, they stole some electronics.
To turn them into cash, they will need to sell them.
Who will buy such item in bulk? shops lor...

Now, everyone will have their own means to find $$.
Earn it the hard and honest way, or through illegal means.
Whichever way one chooses, it's their choice and nobody can force them to do otherwise.

The thing is, CB is a real coward...
Really despise this kind of motherfucker...

He made use of his girlfriend (now ex) to approach a shop to try and offload his loots.
Whether she knows or not, I have no idea...
Why did CB made her do that?
Plain simple... even an idiot can guess...
It's to cover his tracks and minimise as much criminal footprints as possible.

Why her?
Maybe she will do anything for him and he knows it.
A ready and willing scapegoat...

Any wiser shop proprietor will know that these goods must be from an 'unclean' origin.

Fucking dirty move...

Wanna get rich? Rely on your own ability!
Don't fucking make use of people whom you claim to love so much.
'That' is an act of cowardice.
Especially when it's a woman he's making use of...
What if she gets into trouble with the law too?

In Singapore, claiming 'I don't know' will not exonerate one of the crimes that one did out of ignorance.
His girlfriend (now ex) will be charged under the same clause if the police's prosecuter wants to, depending on his mood.

Anyway, the law caught up with CB and he is undergoing criminal trial under section 379 along with his accomplices.
In prison terms, section 379 = petty thief.
He might get a hefty fine and highly possible a jail term based on my knowledge.

Engaging Peter Fernando as Defense Counsel? He and his overated useless DC can go fuck each other.

Case had been adjorned for a few times, this shows that CB wants to mitigate his case.
How juvenile... how ignorant...

Bloody Ah Gua didn't even have the guts to admit his crime.

Go on fighting... the longer he fights the case, the heavier the sentence will be.
Better still, go into prison and get humiliated by those real gangsters.
An Ah Gua like CB will have zero dignity in prison.

His life inside is going to be miserable...

If at the end of his trial, someone important in my life gets implicated because of what he did, fucker better be prepared to face me...
I will fucking break his legs and teeth...
Try me...

BoyBoy

Now, this furry creature in the pic above is worth mentioning...

First of all, you peeps are mistaken...
He is NOT a dog...
He's a devil reincarnated into a bear's body...

He knows all my secrets...
He had seen me weep, seen my silly antics, shared my joy...

Most unbelievably, he managed to make the fearsome 傑哥 his slave!
Made me willingly clear his shit/pee daily while he mocks at me from afar...
What black magic did he cast on me to make me do that for him??!!!

Little bastard is getting overboard lately...
Biting the hand which feeds him...
He's liking Ling more and more!

Now sometimes, he chooses to follow her around the house instead of me.
All along, he sticks to me wherever I go... that was before...
Now that Ling came into our lifes, this little ingrate is starting to show classic signs of 'chee hong'... -_-"

And no! I'm NOT jealous!

Ling and I have a nickname for him: Gomez.
It's the name of our indian discipline master back in Outram.
Why? Not just because he's black...
He will attempt to stop us whenever we get intimate.
Cannot hold hands in school, cannot hug hug in school...
He's just plain jealous...

I hate Gomez...

Nonetheless, this ugly creature never fails to melt my heart everytime he snuggle up to me...

This is what he's really good at...
Melting everyone's heart with his sad puppy eyes and soft furry cuddle while at the same time, contemplating his next step of world domination in that scheming sadistic mind of his...

对的时间，对的人...

Past ones are not worth mentioning...

Maybe except for 许诗佩...
Liked her alot, knows me alot.
Memories...

错的时间, 对的人??

But that's all in the past...


Ling... hung out with her in my early teens for a short period of time.
Nothing romantic, strictly platonic.
She's like a buddy back then.
Arcades, daytona, places...

Suddenly stopped hanging out.
Nothing unpleasant happened....
Just... stopped...

On and off, I heard things about her, she heard things about me...

18 years later, we meet again.
Alot had happened in both of our lifes...

She went through a rough patch just before she met me again months ago...

Anyway, things worked itself out despite some hiccups...
Shallow, self-centered ex (yes, it's Florence) trying to create misunderstanding, sowing discord between me and Ling.
Telling me untrue stuff... denying everything and lying through her teeth when being exposed...

No wonder she's afraid that I will get together with Ling... because if Ling and I were to share with each other on what she told me, her lies will fall through and her true colors will be shown...

Don't know her agenda... don't care too...

After so many years, I see the real side of Florence...
Or maybe she changed over the years?
And to think I almost married her 13 years ago! Sibei heng ar...
Go fuck off... Shoo! From now on, I don't owe you anything...
If anything, Julia is the one I owe, not you.

Big surprise for all others who know us.
Mainly ex-schoolmates...

We were in the same primary school, same secondary school, living close to each other all this while, shared some common friends...

It's like we were so 'near' each other all this while but somehow, not meant to start. 18 years later...

对的时间，对的人...

Goh Pi Lea, Billy...

This is going to be a long one...

Met this joker when I was 18yrs old at SHATEC. Clicked right away...
Brought me around on his old DT-RR.
Went with him to his regular workshop where I fell in love with a yellow GAS GAS 200 on display...
Sold my Startec X, gold chain, gold bracelet and a puny bit of savings to come up with the downpayment.

From here on, our story starts...

Went out riding everynight, late for school everyday, eventually dropped out together.

Crazy stuff we did with scramblers:-
Rode up the stairs at Telok Blangah Hill.
Almost fell into the sea at Labrador with our bikes.
Loyang trail.
Bukit Brown cemetary.
Bullied countless SPs.
Exhaust fireworks at Changi.
Helipad at Tanjong Rhu.
Scrapping footpegs on scramblers with dirt tires.
Insane wheelies, insane power slides, delicious donuts.

Just to name a few...

We spent every single day together.

Year 2000, upgraded to a RVF. Billy got himself a TZM.

Crazy stuff we did with sports bikes:-
50 cents cornering.
Half scrapped footpegs.
Bullied even more SPs.
Humiliated countless Super Fours.
Insane wheelies, insane power slides, donuts ending in disasters.
Getting ourselves stuck in sand at Pasir Ris beach.
Billy's girls.
Kent Ridge Park timed runs.

Just to name a few...


Soon, we were both enlisted...
But still, we will spend our book out days together.

Got myself into some arranged underground races by chance,
Won some easy money... alot in fact...
Shared the dough with Billy.
Continued racing, continued winning, continued sharing...

I will just focus on winning the $$ to feed us while he will just focus on the girls at the finishing line... -_-"


Sitting on window ledges 19th storey high drinking coffee and chatting about everything...
those were the days... lol


Billy left me on 25th September 2010.
He didn't kept his promise...
Left me and went to a better world without bringing me along.

He knows me best... I know him best...


That joker...
He's gonna get it from me once I'm done in this world and join him over the other side...

Billy, I miss u......

My Past...

Quite spectacular i would say...
Alot of 'been there, done that'...

Problematic teen... very...

Started with simple hanging out with friends...
WeiDa, Sherlin, WeeKee, BakTiong, Derrick, Desmond...
Arcade games, Bt Merah HDB maze garden, Riverside Pt, Central Mall...

I suddenly changed... stopped hanging out with these peeps... went off the radar for a period of time...
Went searching for 'myself'...

Pa was disappointed...
Everyone in the family too.
Ah Gong was sad, Aunties sort of gave up, Sis didn't care.

Days at Kallang Bahru were bloody...
Police issues, ego issues, revenge issues, 'face' issues, business issues...
SSB Sgt Khoo... I didn't forget those things you told me back then...

Until I met Billy, things changed.
Got myself fascinated with speed...

Along with it came with pain, fractures and laughter...
Loads of it...

FR4228T... unbeatable in it's class...
Unity Ah Xiong's engine works, K&T Clifford's tuned.
Spent alot, won countless, laughter aplenty...
Money won put me through Billy's and my army days...

Edward, XunZhou, MingWei, Ah Bei...
Pioneer Road, Lim Chu Kang, TPE, Pasir Panjang, Tuas, Changi, Jurong Island...

HQ 31 SIB's Encik Soh, WeiXiang, ShiHao, Adrian...

Unfortunate turn of events had me incarcerated...
Met different kinds of society's lowlifes inside, learnt alot.
ASP Ekhuan... I didn't forget those things you told me back then either...

Came out, Raffles Digital Labs, Mister Minit, failed business attempt, now stuck with Woon.
Dex, Sam Lim, Tracy Teo, Brandon Lim...

Messy I know...
but all these made me who I am now...




Some things are better left unsaid...

Some stones are better remained unturned...

Some memories are better off buried...

A Listening Ear...

Always thought that I do not need a listening ear...

Ever since Billy went to the other better world, there's no one for me to confide to...
Until recently, Ling appeared.
Been talking to Boy even though he doesn't really understand human's language.
But that furball seems to be able to sense my sadness, my joy and my frustrations...

Bak Tiong is my only friend now... but he's busy with life and his own social circle, Rainer and Pearl...
We catch up once in a while... but nothing too personal... he's still my bro though...

Same goes for Des... begun well... went sour... things got better recently...

ShinShan appears on and off.
Busy life and lack of mutual friends I guess...

Ling had asked me to start a blog before.
Never really wanted to...
Reason: What's the point of penning my thoughts into the virtual world if I do not want anyone else to know??

I've found a reason now...

Lately, I have been thinking alot... too much in fact...
I seriously need a 'someone' to lend me a listening ear...

Too little people can understand me...
Maybe none at all...
Some says I choose not to...
Not that I care anyway...


This insignificant blog shall be the place where my memories and thoughts will be etched...
My past... and my present...
My regrets... and my joy...
And of course, my endless rants about life...